Sailing A Lido 14 In Japan
Is that ship made of carrrrrrrdboard?
Aye, so she be, ye scurvy bilge rat. Now hand over your chocolate or Pirate Cocoa will run you through with her Jack Spaaaaaarrow plastic sword.
Is she bearing a cutlass? I say, mate, is she a cutlass bearing?Aye, she'll hang from the nearest yard bills for that.
A curse will follow ye unless you change your course and be joining her crew. Then you can share in the treasure. An easy choice - chocolates or walking the (cardboard) plank!
From an old radio serial called The Cinnamon Bear:The Candy Buccaneers [episode 8]Sung by: Captain Taffy and the Candy PiratesWe're known as Candy Buccaneers And pirating's our pleasure, We never hunt for buried gold 'Cause candy is our' treasure.The very thought of Pirate loot Is quite enough to bore us But when we sight a candy-bar We shout, and sing this chorus:Candy Ho, Candy Ho,There's candy to the starboard! Sing Yo-ho-ho and a bottle Of pop! Candy Ho, Candy Ho,There's candy to the larboard!Sing Yo-ho-ho and a bottle Of pop!Walking planks, and fighting duels May be quite fine and dandy, But if there's fighting to be done, We'd rather fight for candy.We're very fond of Jelly-beans Of lollipops and taffyAnd when we capture chocolate fudge, We're positively daffy.Candy Ho, Candy Ho,There's candy to the starboard! Sing Yo-ho-ho and a bottle Of pop! (Cheer)Candy Ho, Candy Ho,There's candy to the larboard!Sing Yo-ho-ho and a bottle Of pop!
Don - Thanks! That's perfect. I send it to Pirate Cocoa.
I see Arkonbey hasn't left a comment yet, so I'm going to share one of his new favorite pirate jokes:Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?If the person tries to answer "Arrrrrrr," you leap in and say "No, it be the SEA!"Well, it works better in person. Happy birthday to Pirate Cocoa!
Shiver me timbers! Thanks, Sweet Enemy! for the joke and Bday wishes.Stay warm in all that snow! But I guess you guys are used it by now.
Aye, shipmate. Surely her hold be chock full of awesome!May all her b-days be so laden!and the pirate with a baby doll is just a hilarious image;)
Thanks, Arkonbey. Yeah, the doll is too much. What is also funny is that the doll's dress shows children in clothing from around the world. Chloe has a matching dress (my daughter loves to sew) and had a theme for her Birthday of "It's A Small World" (sorry, I know that will trigger a song in the mind of anyone reading this).
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